Welcome Home, Master!


Welcome to The Mewing Maid Cat'fe! Our Personal Maids are available to all, and will make you feel loved and at home for no cost. We work off smiles and tips. So please, treat us well so we may continue to serve all of Eorzea.

Open Wednesdays and Saturdays
10 am-1 pm CST

Menu

Mallow Kitty Hot Chocolate - 5k


A hot cup of chocolate with an adorable marshmellow kitty poking out of it waving hello.

Sleepy-Time Kit-tea - 5k


Just a single sip of this relaxing tea will leave you purring for hours and gently put you to...Zz...

Kitty-Kat Power Espresso! - 5k


Foam is topped with a decorate zooming kitty cookie delivering the entire energy of 100 kittens!

A Normal Glass of Milk - 1k


A normal glass of milk with a little wafer cat hooked at the side lapping up some milk.

Experiences

Don't Forget to Tip your Maid. Maids solely make gil off of tips and the rp experiences they sell. So near the end of your visit, mew will be given a gift as a reminder of your time together and open up the chance for mew to tip. This is the ideal time to give mew's tip. Thank mew in advanced, Mewster!

Your Own Personal Maid - 30m-1hr


Purely Tip Based RP Experience:
(Recommend 100k+ Tip)
Mew are welcomed to request a maid to sit with mew and talk, serve mew tea, cuddle... and get to know mew on a deeper a level. Most of our maids are very caring and affectionate, and would love to learn more about mew.



The Chocolate Nuzzle - 50k


Shaped like a round Bell these multilayered little chocolates produce a new flavor every few licks that make kitties go wild for.The Miqo tradition is for one to purse a chocolate between their lips and offer a would be lover a kiss. The Bell shape symbolizes their bond while each tasty lick is a different spice of life. RP Experience*



The Chocolate Nuzzle - 50k


RP Experience:With the purchase of this item, it screams a very specific intent. A kiss... one that mew want to share with said maid. Dependent on how close mew are, the passion may vary. So get to know our maids well if mew want a truly affectionate kiss. See Snackies for full description.Kiss may be substituted for head pats, hugs, forehead kiss, and/or ear scritches.

The White Pearl - 100k


Formerly withheld for our most esteemed royals, these little white chocolates will remind mew of the luxury of being a dashing prince or dazzling princess with every little bite.Although once strictly reserved for royals, it is said sharing this treat with another is akin to saying mew are equals and that love is the wealth that bridges the gap. RP Experience*


The White Pearl - 100k


RP Experience:With the purchase of this item, it screams a very specific intent. A kiss... one that mew want to share with said maid. Dependent on how close mew are, the passion may vary. So get to know our maids well if mew want a truly affectionate kiss. See Snackies for full description.Kiss may be substituted for head pats, hugs, forehead kiss, and/or ear scritches.




Candlelit Date - 1 million gil - 1hr+


RP Experience:Mew and a special maid of mew's choice go on a magical date taking place in one of our many rooms (Mew's Choice) or in the Kotatsu Table room to share a dinner, hang out and cuddle, or just talk. Who leads is up to mew, just know, many of maids are quite shy. (White Pearls and Nuzzles at no extra cost.)

Services

Services We Offer


We offer anything from RP lite for our most adorable quiet Masters so they can just zone out and chill to personalized tailored RP for one on one sittings with your very own personal maid, mew. Mew are also welcome to Reserve a room for a one on one date or sit anywhere at our café. Our biggest wish is to make every stay with us a special event in both your and our hearts, mew.

Price is all Tip based.

Picture w/ Fav Maid (s)


Want a customized photo with your favorite maid(s), mew? Say no more. Given we have a gposer on staff, we'll gladly take a shot with mew any time and post it to our discord. We love being so close with our mewsters and love it even more when we get to commemorate it with a picture, mew. So please, feel free to ask if mew would like a photo with us, mew.

Personal Maid Rules


How it works. During your time with us, we will often have maids available to sit with mew and cater to your every need to help deliver a more enjoyable experience. They RP from the view mew have always been their Master and this is their chance to show how much they care for mew, welcoming your return, and try to convince mew to stay by showing you how much they love and care for mew.

Price is all Tip based. Maids solely make gil off of tips and the rp experiences they sell. So near the end of your visit, mew will be given a gift as a reminder of your time together and open up the chance for mew to tip. This is the ideal time to give mew's tip. Thank mew in advanced, Mewster!

SFW Personal Services / GFE Personal Experiences. Includes Casual conversation, handholding, flirting, cuddling, nuzzling, and general comforting, and lap sitting. (GFE Girlfriend Experience)

I'm shy or new or don't know what to do. PLEASE HELP ME!
Just try to be natural toward our maids. If you are shy and aren't quite sure what to do, just mention you are and we will probably find it cute. We'll try to fit into the role mew need us to play. Our maids are loving and caring and would adore the chance to serve mew or even be your cute lap pet.

This is not an ERP service. If mew are looking for ERP, mew have come to the wrong place, Master. I'm sure there is a club down the street for mew.

Staff

Nitty Darknip


as
"The Mewing Maid"
and Owner

Luna Scarlett


as
"The Blunderville Queen"
and Head Maid (W)

Nyanka Nekohara


as
"Our Resident Vampurr"
and Head Maid (S)

Linovahle Morrigan


as
"The Devil in the Details"

Katji Tazz


as
"The Head Pat Bandit"

Yozakura Miku


as
"The Night's Blossom"

Lily Night


as
"Mewster's Little Sister"

Angel Todamoon


as
"Krile Impersonates Me"

Grey Bananaquit


as
"The Clueless Kotatsu Lizard"

Zalea Tridentarius


as
"Your Manic Pixie Dream Maid"

Leihka Xyalen


as
"Your Maid in the Dark"

Azalea Silvius


as
"The Temptress of Tea"

Aki Azalea


as
"The Legend Maid"

Deethra Miret-njer


as
"Your Reality Flight Attendant"

Elizabeth Grimthane


as
"Kitten of the Enchanted Moon"

Nao' Pryderi


as
"The Maid Shrouded in Chaos"

Fifi Muffins


as
"The Smolest Cat"

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!

The Balcony


At the back of the Café is our lovely balcony and the view is just divine. If you and your partner are looking for a lovely night under the stars, we have a couple pillows set along the balcony's edge so you can just sit and watch the stars or one another. In addition to the balcony's view, there are two candlelit booths for you and your partner to share a wonderous evening together.

The Overgrown Garden


Deep inside our back rooms, mew will find our overgrown garden. Despite our attempts to keep the garden in check, it seems to always over take its bounds having a life of it's own. Mew will find yourself welcomed in and drawn to a path. The garden itself will guide you in delivering mew to mew's true desire. Be it relaxation, a joyous reunion with friends, or into the arms of a dear lover. Mew only need to open the door.

The Hidden Tea Room


Hidden above our Gpose Studio, mew can find our treasured tea room. Often, mew will find a couple sipping at their tea across from one another staring into each others eyes while the cherry blossoms land at their feet guided by the moonlight. It is said that as mew sip at mew's tea the falling cherry blossoms may form a trail, and should they lead to the person at the other end, then mew will have found mew's true love.

Relax and watch the Sunset


Last, but not least, we have a lovely room for mew to watch the sunset. It is always nice to relax and watch the sun settle down as the day comes to a close bringing all your worries to an end and leaving your dreams to guide you on what may come next. Be it adventure filled with excitement or a second chance at love, this room will calm your heart and prepare mew for what is to come.

Hoshi Nakahara


as
"The Coffee Enthusiast"

Melon Lalamelon


as
"Head Mischief Maker"

Hime Gyaru


as
"Tonton the Bonbon"

Bloodlust Wolvesez


as
"The Big Bad Wolf"

L 'vitsa Dikaya


as
"The Golden Lioness"

Rena Lieb


as
"Your Dear/Pet (Lieb) Friend"

Skia Eridani


as
"A Maid Undercover"

Personal Maid Service


Ever wanted a cute doting maid to look over and love mew like the perfect Master mew are? Our maids offer 1 on 1 sit down service fawning over mew like their special Master that they truly love and adore. (No ERP)

Table Side Service


All of our maids are loving, kind, and more than willing to serve mew like the deserving master mew are. Each maid comes with a smile and will keep mew upbeat and entertained during your entire dining visit with us. Just find a seat and we will be with mew in a moment, Master!

Cherry Blossom Trail


Just outside at our entrance, we have a lovely trail of cherry blossoms leading to our cute and quaint little patio table and chairs shrouded in the shade of cherry blossom trees. Many lovers and maids alike have found themselves lost in another's eyes just spellbound from the soothing scent and alluring presence of the falling cherry blossoms which fall like a shower of soft kisses all around you captivating you in.

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!

The Fairy Tale Wagon


Mirrored to our mystical cherry blossom trail draws a path that will recreate a story book vision of your own. Following a series of stones, you'll find our bewitching pumpkin wagon to create your own little fairy-tail* moment finding your beloved prince or princess of your dreams.

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!

Specialty Seating

Everyone is welcome to take advantage of our specialty seating areas, mew. We don't have too many maids, but if mew are willing to send one of your wind up dolls to knock at our doors, we will get a maid sent to mew right away!